The Food Channel
Guys we know that girls are the ones who cook the most in our society. However, i have learned that girls love it when we can cook. We all know that steak and anything with protein can be cooked by us men. We throw a little bbq sauce on everything. It makes it good, right?
Well ill let you in on a little secret men. If you watch the food channel long enough, it will make you so hungry that you will learn to cook for yourself. For example, since i am in college, eventually i have to learn that frozen food doesnt always fill your gut. Since i dont have a girl around to cook for me, the cooking channel will help.
For the ZRPBC men. We can cook an awesome breakfast.
btw, sorry i havent been posting. I have been really busy, and nothing has really been happening in my life lately other than spring break. And i dont have any big stories from that.
Wait i have one.
My buddy Brandon ZarZar tried to talk to these girls on the beach one day. This guy was extremely SOBER. He walked up to the girls and they shouted at him, "We dont like drunk stalkers!!!!" When he returned back to out group of guys, we laughed at him. He was shot down worse than anybody that i had ever seen in my life. Steve Urkel, though fictional, was not shot down that bad in his career. Anyways we thought it was funny, and maybe you did too.
Well ill let you in on a little secret men. If you watch the food channel long enough, it will make you so hungry that you will learn to cook for yourself. For example, since i am in college, eventually i have to learn that frozen food doesnt always fill your gut. Since i dont have a girl around to cook for me, the cooking channel will help.
For the ZRPBC men. We can cook an awesome breakfast.
btw, sorry i havent been posting. I have been really busy, and nothing has really been happening in my life lately other than spring break. And i dont have any big stories from that.
Wait i have one.
My buddy Brandon ZarZar tried to talk to these girls on the beach one day. This guy was extremely SOBER. He walked up to the girls and they shouted at him, "We dont like drunk stalkers!!!!" When he returned back to out group of guys, we laughed at him. He was shot down worse than anybody that i had ever seen in my life. Steve Urkel, though fictional, was not shot down that bad in his career. Anyways we thought it was funny, and maybe you did too.
posted by Reya at 11:59 AM
15 Comments:
Yea cooking is fun, do you have a George Foreman? those things cook some mean burgers, they're not bad for chicken too, though they dont get them tender enough.
Even with women around I like to cook.
I agree, w/ putting BBQ sauce on anything! SO GOOD!
Yeah, guys, we're supposed to serve you, but, PLEEEEASE, we LOVE a guy who can cook every once in a while for us! Or themselves, either. Yeah, I heard y'all make WICKED b'fasts!
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Confidence..... it's all about confidence and the approach. However, you have to approach a woman that wants to be approached. Normally in a big crowd or at the beach the girl playing "disinterested" is the girl who wants to be approached the most. Sounds like "brandon" surveyed well... I can't say anything about the confidence because I wasn't there.... but the reaction he got sounds like the approach was all wrong. Based on our response his body language is the worst EVER! 80 percent of all communication isn't coming out of your mouth.
Lol...Brett...you crack me up. I will remind you that your name isn't Leon Phelps and you arn't the ladies man.
But all that crap you just wrote did hustle & flow very well and you could definitely convince a lesser person, like a Scottsman....
As far as cooking goes....cooking is good. Like tonight I cooked a huge wok full of chicken and rice which I must say is wicked awesome. However I think parts of my spatula might be mixed in...uh..because I was missing a chunk. Which just goes to show you....400 degree wok and a rubber spatula don't mix. But the rice was AWESOME!
I've never been that proficient a cook. Perhaps I should start watching the cooking channel. What I really want to know, is do they show you how to make toast?
And about the story, "wow" is all I will say. It was very funny.
Thank you Brett or should I say Hitch?
It's true I'm afraid. The ability to cook is a big plus in guys.
cal-el of krypton, or should i say, Brett- if your looking for pointers on how to get women, come talk to me sometime, I'm a pro at that.
Anyway I'm give you a couple tips now, its all about three things: looks, confidence, and not screwing up. It also helps to have a little emotional side, but not too emotional, you have to be strong. The cooking is good but having skills with the spatula alone doesnt make you a PIMP. holla!!!
No offense Joe... but I'm gonna have to say no thanks on the advice.
Have it your way (if you think your way is working... and your so confident that I dont know about girls)...
All of you guys got it wrong, It's about the car!!!
i think (and i believe most of the girls reading this will concur) that the comments located directly above this are quite amusing.
nome sane?
NNNNEEEEWWWW PPPPPoOOOSSSSTTT!!!!
NOOOOOOOWWWWWWW~!!!!
never!!! how dare you put the E before the I.
Anyway, more tips on girls. Girls like it when a guy is heroic, when he has a lot of friends who speak highly of him (which personally I think is stupid because thats not going to happen no matter what guy you are), and when he can take charge. Looks and confidence are the main qualities, but those help too. For some stupid reason the guy always has to be the one who goes up to the girl and initiate the conversation, which therefore makes it impossible for shy guys to have a chance. But you gotta have a good approach about doing it, be casual, and dont look or sound nervous.
For more tips, please call the 1-800-joe-4444 hotline. Operators are standing by.
Yo, you need to post about your hospital visit!
(C'mon!) (oh! of course the random ramblings of a mechanical engineer will do!)
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